My encounter with the Department of Homeland Security was going just fine, but then they asked me about my social media.

— Aaron Reynolds at OttawaCC (@aaronreynolds) August 5, 2017

Aaron Reynolds (the creator of awesome Twitters like @swear_trek) tells the story of declaring his social media accounts when he visited America:

I started with a softball: @DirtyPianoNames. “There’s only one tweet here and it says Yuja Wang.” “Yes, that’s correct.”